Catching Worms

Wiley Wigglers of the Earth

By Robin Red Breast

Worms? Robin, why are worms in a how-to guide? Well it’s true that they have no sense of sight or smell, which in most cases leaves them helpless against a trained stalker. However, worms do have an overheightened sense of hearing not necessarily from ears. Have you ever seen ears on a worm? I mean, one you didn’t catch by the nuclear plant. Worms are pretty much one with the ground. They can feel the smallest vibration in the ground which helps to keep them from being smashed under the gigantic weight of a human. This sense of one-ness however can be tricky for the novice to overcome. Often novices are too impatient to keep still and move slowly. So without further a-do here’s the how-to for catching worms.

Well, there you have it! By following these steps you should be well on your way to having a belly full of wormy goodness. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm! Happy Hunting!