The origins of my powers are quite simple. As a young child I would eat lead paint chips and stick shiny metal objects into electrical sockets. The combination of these two habits at the precise time infused me with the ability to give a discomforting shock to people and objects. This was fun at first until people got annoyed at my uncontrollable ability. After a while friends and family grew irritated of me and demanded that I leave. I ran away and began a new life on my own trying to get cash working at children’s birthday parties.