Yay! It’s my birthday and now I’m…130 years old! When I was younger, I never would have imagined growing to be this old, but nowadays I’m practically middle-aged and still kickin’! When I reflect back on my accomplishments and experiences through life, a few good memories pop into my mind; one of htem being the time I invented the teleporter machine. A couple of decades ago, I was vacationing in Hawaii, (after a long and winded flight across the ocean in my spandex suit and cape) I was reading my favorite scientist’s book, Einstein, when all of a sudden it hit me. The formula to teleport oneself was E=mc2/6.2855 x the weight of one cup snake’s venom! This successful invention was the lifesaver of many, allowing the quick evacuation of the island as its volcano erupted violently. Another moment that comes to mind is the day I surfed a strip of waves at a record height of eight thousand miles high. I won a trophy of gold and diamonds. I became a celebrity overnight! With all of the media’s attention, I was granted easy access to the Everything Key. The Everything Key is a key able to open any door in the world. I took my chance and opened the doorway to…heaven! My life has had many positive points in it, and I wouldn’t change anything for the world.