Yeah, its my birthday and you know what? Its bull, thats what. I've lived longer than most Presidents, I beat Joan Rivers by four years, hehe. They'll never catch me. Those guys in the funny suits, no, not the Mormons. The other guys, always chasing me and I can never understand why they keep doing it either. I'm a hundred and thirty years year and just as young as any of you kiddies. Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me. Hey, you! I know where you live. You best watch it buddy, I know your mother!! Just remember that next time I see you or otherwise, I'll have to open a can of whup ass on you an then your mother will know alot more than she needs to. Hah! I knew you punks was scared of this old guy and my brittle old bones. Okay, okay, I'm just kidding, but really. If your anybody thats not wearing a suit, heh, that would be alright. Oh, I forgot..I'm not wearing any underwear..heheh.